Amidst the Greek debt crisis, I made the very American choice to plan a trip to 2 Greek Islands with 3 other girlfriends.
Continue reading “Can you feel Zeus Here?” »
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Yes, this time it’s real – Donald Trump is running for President.
So what can a mouthy real estate mogul bring to the Oval Office you ask?
Continue reading “Donald “Lame Duck Candidate” Trump” »
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Martin O’Who? Seriously who is Martin O’Malley?
He was mayor of Baltimore pre-Freddie Gray era from 1999-2007, where he then moved on to his current position as Governor of Maryland. And now, he is looking to become the next President.
Continue reading “Martin O’Mackin It” »
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Really, his name is way to close to Ron Paul.
Rand is pretty much Ron’s last ditch attempt to presidency. Ron has ran 3 times for president, and is now looking to be a professional puppeteer.
First, he LOOKS like a really creepy Pinocchio with a Jewfro. Second, he’s got daddy pulling strings all day.
Rand truly is modern day Pinocchio. Continue reading “Why Rand Paul is Pinocchio” »
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Let’s face it, this guy has to be DRUNK.
There’s no way this guy is running as President completely sober, not a chance in his version of gay-filled hell.
Ted Cruz is pro-gun, anti-gay, anti-abortion, and really just lovely. Continue reading “Ted Booze Cruz” »
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The battle of the well tailored Chanel suit.
Hillary is the well known wife of Bill Clinton (no, they did not have sexual relations) and current headliner for the Democratic vote. Hillary was a successful lawyer and first lady prior to hitting office as a New York Senator in 2001 at the age of 53. She’s actually running for President at the age of 67 (President + SSI benefits??). Continue reading “Hillary Clinton vs. Betty White” »
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Let’s talk BURN-IE
WHO IS BERNIE SANDERS?
In short, he is a lovable old grandpa looking man aspiring to break Washington’s foggy piggy bank.
He is a current Democratic Senator from Vermont (yum MAPLE CANDY) and his main stance is POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS. Continue reading “Bernie Sanders is the Democratic Spirit Animal” »
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